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{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
{"type":"standard","title":"Baru","displaytitle":"Baru","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1650734","titles":{"canonical":"Baru","normalized":"Baru","display":"Baru"},"pageid":1691596,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Baru_darrowi.png/330px-Baru_darrowi.png","width":320,"height":207},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Baru_darrowi.png","width":2512,"height":1624},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283849300","tid":"396a2822-10ee-11f0-a523-bcea83287c5c","timestamp":"2025-04-04T00:46:20Z","description":"Extinct genus of reptiles","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baru","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baru?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baru?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Baru"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baru","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Baru","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baru?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Baru"}},"extract":"Baru, sometimes referred to as the cleaver-headed crocodile, is an extinct genus of Australian mekosuchine crocodilian. Its fossils have been found from various Late Oligocene and Miocene localities from across the Northern Territory and Queensland, indicating that Baru was a common genus during the late Paleogene and early Neogene. Three species are recognized, B. darrowi, B. iylwenpeny, and B. wickeni.","extract_html":"
Baru, sometimes referred to as the cleaver-headed crocodile, is an extinct genus of Australian mekosuchine crocodilian. Its fossils have been found from various Late Oligocene and Miocene localities from across the Northern Territory and Queensland, indicating that Baru was a common genus during the late Paleogene and early Neogene. Three species are recognized, B. darrowi, B. iylwenpeny, and B. wickeni.
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{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
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