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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}
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{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
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